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No Hate Coexist Feminist Pro-Choice
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florascence:

Florascence’s Giveaway! 

Hey Guys! After a long time and thinking process, I have decided I am going to hold a giveaway. I do not necessarily need these items anymore for various reasons, and they have just been sitting around in my room; so I thought that I may as well give them to someone who would appreciate them! So, what exactly am I giving away? 

GIVEAWAY ITEMS: 

-Harry Potter Book Collection containing books 1-4

-Daisy Eau So Fresh by Marc Jacobs gift set (contains perfume, one small tube of shower gel, and one small tube of lotion)

-Chance by Chanel

-Our Moment by One Direction

-A Pair of White Chuck Taylor High Top Converse (size 8)

-One MacBook Pro

-One iPhone 5C (color is blue)

-One iPhone 4s (color is white)

-One Sony Vaio Laptop

-One Pair of Coach Sunglasses

-One Dooney and Bourke (limited edition) Bowling Bag style Purse

-Looking for Alaska and The Fault in Our Stars both by John Green

-One Casio Gold Toned Digital Watch

-One Odd Future iPhone 4s Case

-One Ottorbox iPhone 5c Case

-One Fuji Film Polaroid Camera (with film pack)

Note: Chargers will come with every electronic device given!

GIVEAWAY RULES:

-MUST BE FOLLOWING ME (Toria) (http://florascence.tumblr.com/)

-MUST REBLOG THIS PHOTO AT LEAST ONCE

-YOU MAY REBLOG AS MANY TIMES AS YOU WANT UNTIL APRIL 24TH

-THE WINNER WILL BE CHOSEN APRIL 25 

The winner will be chosen by using a random generator on April 25th. Reblog this post as many times as you wish, but know that the more you reblog it, the higher chance you have of winning! I WILL SHIP INTERNATIONALLY IF NEEDED. If you have any questions about this giveaway, please leave it in my ask. Best of luck to all of you! 

Why am I giving these items away? Check it out http://florascence.tumblr.com/post/79085683780/reasons-as-to-why-i-am-doing-my-giveaway

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vivalakokamo:

When your teacher forgets to collect the homework and its the end of class.

vivalakokamo:

When your teacher forgets to collect the homework and its the end of class.

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embrace-the-misha:

this is my favorite tweet of all time and no one can tell me otherwise

embrace-the-misha:

this is my favorite tweet of all time and no one can tell me otherwise

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parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

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hexgoddess:

see-reverse-side:

hexgoddess:

What? Bisexual? She can’t be bisexual, you’re only bisexual if you’re actively fucking two people of two differing genders at the same exact time. The moment you stop fucking them you’re suddenly not bi anymore. It’s science.

I suppose that means we bi people exist in quantum superposition until someone observes us having sex.

Schrodinger’s Sexuality

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Anonymous asked:
Fetuses are not people
in-the-right replied:

Now try to explain to me with facts why a living human being is not a person.

misandry-mermaid:

pro-choice-or-no-voice:

Fetuses are only person’s when it’s “convenient” for your arguments, but when pro-lifers are faced with a lawsuit, all of a sudden fetuses aren’t persons, I wonder why that is? /sarcasm. 

Fetuses are potential persons, but they are not people, they are not autonomous, they are not sentient, and they do not have personhood, which is granted at birth, which grants you rights as a person. Fetuses cannot be legally given rights as they are intrusive violations of bodily autonomy, and when you infringe on someone else’ rights, you get yours taken away.

A person is recognized by law as such, not because he is human, but because rights and duties are ascribed to him. The person is the legal subject or substance of which the rights and duties are attributes. An individual human being considered to be having such attributes is what lawyers call a “natural person.”” [x] - Paige

Reblogging for that first link, holy shit the hypocrisy is mind-boggling.

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