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No Hate Coexist Feminist Pro-Choice
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Apr
Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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Apr

bebinn:

youngmarxist:

So if we have to show women what the baby looks like in their womb and tell them how the process works before allowing them to get an abortion, does that mean we should teach our soldiers about the culture of the lands we’re invading, and explain to them that the people we want them to kill have families and feel pain, just like Americans?

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23
Apr

lovesweetvenom:

pariahcarrie:

It’s cold outside so I decided to take some cute pg-13pictures….

You are so fucking cute!

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23
Apr

guy:

when you click on a blog and music starts to autoplay

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Apr

themanfattanproject:

What I Wore: Shorts

I’m not really a shorts person, or a pants person, per se. However, when I bought these pajama shorts from Lane Bryant I had one dream: to wear them in real life, not just to bed. Haha. They are so gorgeous up close, the pink lace overlay is everything.

Shorts via Lane Bryant, Tank Top c/o SWAK Designs, Long Vest c/o MYNT 1792 and shoes from Payless.

Until next time,

Beck

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Apr

Then there’s Izzy. She’s so cute. I’ve only known her for two hours, but I can’t imagine she’d have a negative thought about anything.

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23
Apr

vicesandvessel:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

of course girls don’t have to clear their internet history
girls are smart enough to use an incognito window

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Apr
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Apr

theroguefeminist:

i wanna say something:

y’all tell me not to generalize or stereotype you

that I shouldn’t assume that you’re all bad

but guess what happened when i did that?

when i assumed that some cis people were alright

i outed myself as trans in class

gave my blog to cis classmates

and then i got a…

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Apr
Thin people: Do you feel an obligation to society to be healthy? If not, why do you demand it of fat people?
ArteToLife (via thisisthinprivilege)    
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(musings of a fat nerd)
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