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Aug

elizabum:

Added a bunch of cute stuff to the shop tonight sizes 1x-5X please take a second and check it out! I am trying to raise some extra money for my trip :) 

http://elizabethstreet.storenvy.com/

enter code “tumblrbabe” to save 10% ! 

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Aug

luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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Aug

allthestarscollide—x:

deusx-machina:

allthestarscollide—x:

deusx-machina:

allthestarscollide—x:

deusx-machina:

In other news I’ve deiced that I’m going to be dying my hair red. Black will come at a later date. ^^

I’ve got a $3 off coupon for any $10 L’oreal Paris hair care/cosmetic/etc. I’m choosing hair dye since I’ve always wanted to go red. c:

I’ve chosen Red Velvet as the color! I’ve heard it comes…

Be SUPER careful with black hair dye. 

I’m a natural blonde. When I was 14, I decided I was going to dye my hair black because I had a gym teacher who continuously referred to me as a stupid blonde. I continued to do so for about…5 years? Black is almost IMPOSSIBLE to get out of your hair without severely damaging it. I bleached the black out of my hair, and in doing so destroyed it. My hair was literally down to my waist, and after I bleached it I had to cut it to where it was at ear length.

Long story short…please be prepared to keep black hair for QUITE a while because that shit is there to stay. >.< Red is fun though! I use red manic panic since it’s only temporary (I vowed to never dye my hair again after the bleaching fiasco.) Which you now reminded me I have two jars of it in the bathroom…

I’ll keep that in mind, thanks for the warning! I know someone who did the same thing that you talked about, bleaching the hell out of their hair to get the black out. Now they’re back to a blonde color that they like but yeah, their hair looked like shit while they were doing it. I’m surprised they didn’t cut their hair. O.O

God, it was terrible. And my dumb ass did it literally like…a week before my senior year of high school. It was horrible and I’m so mad at myself for having done it because my hair hasn’t grown right since. That was four years ago and my hair has only managed to get a little past my shoulders. >.< Definitely be careful though if you do it! And definitely don’t bleach your whole head to get rid of it. Lol. 

I won’t if anything I’ll just wait it out for it to grow out, I know that takes awhile though. Someone I know dyed her hair black before her wedding (she looked like fucking snow white and was gorgeous but I digress) and it’s been almost 2 years now and her hair is still really dark so when I go black, I know what I’m up against. I’m kind of patient though so, maybe I’ll be ok. But for now… I’m super excited to try the red out. ^^

I loved my black hair to be totally honest. I’m kind of sad I got rid of it. But it got hard to keep up with since my roots were coming in blonde and it got expensive to re-dye it every couple of weeks. But red is definitely fun! You’ll look fabulous regardless the color you end up with. ^_^ just know black is satans spawn in terms of getting rid of it. XD 

Lol ok! :p Man I wish I could get to the store right now I’d go get it. v.v But 1) I have no license and B) the store is closed D:

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Aug
kimberlymichelle21:

Vegas Day 1: time to go swimming in the lazy river!! #fatandbeautiful #fatkini #malibupineapple #lasvegas #kimberlymichelle #somethingisboundtogowrongvegas2014 #wishstacywashere

Babely babes&#160;!! 💖

kimberlymichelle21:

Vegas Day 1: time to go swimming in the lazy river!! #fatandbeautiful #fatkini #malibupineapple #lasvegas #kimberlymichelle #somethingisboundtogowrongvegas2014 #wishstacywashere

Babely babes !! 💖

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Aug

sadlilkittenprincess:

theworstcharacterinthegame:

Other people: “What’s it like being gender fluid?”

Me: “It’s uh, well… kinda like, um…”

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Accurate

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Aug
xqn:

Albino narceus millipede

xqn:

Albino narceus millipede

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Aug

lyralei-the-pixie:

I don’t think you’re ready for freddy.

Omg after seeing Markiplier play this like omg I don’t think Slender compares to the horror I felt when I watched the videos. Ok story time. Basically, I have this thing about people in animal costumes (not furries, but like… The Chuck E Cheese Rat/Mouse kind of person). When I was 12 I went to Chuck E Cheese for my birthday and despite my protests and trying desperately to avoid the rat guy I was forced to hug him because my dad made me. I cried a lot. v.v So.. Seeing Five Nights at Freddy’s like, reminds me of all of that. I was so scared when I played Slender for the first time and still am when I play it today but this would not compare. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to play it. But I wish you all who do play it hope and happiness, and I hope you don’t shit yourself when playing. :p

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Aug

allthestarscollide—x:

deusx-machina:

allthestarscollide—x:

deusx-machina:

In other news I’ve deiced that I’m going to be dying my hair red. Black will come at a later date. ^^

I’ve got a $3 off coupon for any $10 L’oreal Paris hair care/cosmetic/etc. I’m choosing hair dye since I’ve always wanted to go red. c:

I’ve chosen Red Velvet as the color! I’ve heard it comes…

Be SUPER careful with black hair dye. 

I’m a natural blonde. When I was 14, I decided I was going to dye my hair black because I had a gym teacher who continuously referred to me as a stupid blonde. I continued to do so for about…5 years? Black is almost IMPOSSIBLE to get out of your hair without severely damaging it. I bleached the black out of my hair, and in doing so destroyed it. My hair was literally down to my waist, and after I bleached it I had to cut it to where it was at ear length.

Long story short…please be prepared to keep black hair for QUITE a while because that shit is there to stay. >.< Red is fun though! I use red manic panic since it’s only temporary (I vowed to never dye my hair again after the bleaching fiasco.) Which you now reminded me I have two jars of it in the bathroom…

I’ll keep that in mind, thanks for the warning! I know someone who did the same thing that you talked about, bleaching the hell out of their hair to get the black out. Now they’re back to a blonde color that they like but yeah, their hair looked like shit while they were doing it. I’m surprised they didn’t cut their hair. O.O

God, it was terrible. And my dumb ass did it literally like…a week before my senior year of high school. It was horrible and I’m so mad at myself for having done it because my hair hasn’t grown right since. That was four years ago and my hair has only managed to get a little past my shoulders. >.< Definitely be careful though if you do it! And definitely don’t bleach your whole head to get rid of it. Lol. 

I won’t if anything I’ll just wait it out for it to grow out, I know that takes awhile though. Someone I know dyed her hair black before her wedding (she looked like fucking snow white and was gorgeous but I digress) and it’s been almost 2 years now and her hair is still really dark so when I go black, I know what I’m up against. I’m kind of patient though so, maybe I’ll be ok. But for now… I’m super excited to try the red out. ^^

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Aug

dremoranightmares:

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out…
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Aug
littlecatlady:

I know that both of these photos have been on here before but i thought they looked really fucking pretty together like this so here
look at my gorgeous lovers

littlecatlady:

I know that both of these photos have been on here before but i thought they looked really fucking pretty together like this so here

look at my gorgeous lovers

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